SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
That awful moment when you wake up.
this happens to me like every day it’s annoying
(Source: snowfull)
Cats probably wonder why soda cans/bottles yell “FUCK OFF” when they are first opened.
It took me a while to get this but now I get it and this is the funnies thing ever
fake:
i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family
this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it
“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)
i love you guillermo del totoro
“Money can’t make you happy”
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]
me: [sees cerberus]
me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup
cerberus: :D! :D! :D!
(Source: dajo42)